I'm Mike and this is my web site. I didn't make it myself. These guys in Portland, Oregon made it. And I'm not even writing this. A small Chinese man who sells apples is writing it.
Anyway, I'm a comedian. You might have seen me on Comedy Central or Letterman or at the Chuckle Shanty in Tulsa. Or maybe you're friends with my parents and you just bought a new computer and aren't aware that any other web sites exist. Sorry, Mrs. Reynolds. That means you.
Use this site to find my tour dates and contact info or leave a message on the message board. Please sign up for the mailing list in your town, because then I can come to your town and eat boneless buffalo wings. If I don't come to your town, call the club nearby and bug them. Same with colleges. I do those too.
If you don't have boneless buffalo wings, forget the whole thing.